Total Medals Earned: 250 (From 44 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,025 Points
Medals Earned: 4/7 (160/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (100/150 points)
Medals Earned: 5/10 (95/280 points)
Destroy a turret with it's own bullet
Find many creative ways to destroy turrets
Almost escape falling into the new chambers
Redirect a bullet
Finish the game
Annoy your test administrator
Finish the game with all candies collected
Finish the game with less than 7 deaths
Finish the game is 280 warps or less
Finish the game in 12:30 or less
Medals Earned: 14/32 (230/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Science is bad, M'kay?
A WILD CatFight ensues!
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/115 points)
Beaten the first level.
Saved Kate.
Killed by every type of hazard.
Found the first Rune of Shalak.
Found the 8-bit world.
Medals Earned: 7/11 (220/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Lose 6 points
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
Complete the tutorial
Kill your first enemy
Get an overall a rating
Donate money to the snow man
Kill one hundred enemies
Help the penguins start a family
Redeem yourself to the sheriff
Help Stabby break out of jail
Return the farmer's pig
Kill one thousand enemies
Defeat the fish boss
Defeat the jelly fish boss
Find one thousand coins
Defeat the spider boss
return the old mans speedos
Beat the final boss
Complete all levels
Beat a level set without dieing
Find one million coins
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (30/270 points)
get to level 28
get to lvl 9
get to level 22
Get the bad ending
vote on 3 maps
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 4/10 (20/225 points)
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories